Saturday, November 27, 2010

Fruits: Exotic to Some Degree

Have you tasted any exotic fruit? Me? Sure, all of them. Hello, I live in exotic zone. You're funny to think otherwise. It's like me asking a Russian, 'Have you seen snow before?' A fruit which doesn't grow in the country is exotic to some degree. Correct - like how snow is exotic in Malaysia. But not pickled cucumbers. Oh we have these though Rassolnik is exotic here (rassolnik: Russian soup made of pickled cucumbers).

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Mujurlah Dapat Call TMNET Support

Peehh..aku tak percaya aku belasah tiga ke empat jam nak ‘configure’ modem Aztech dengan Router Aztech sedia ade aku. Ingatkan sebabkan barang jename same make senanglah sikit. Rupe-rupenye lagi susah! Huh..Hack punye hack last-last computer tak leh detect modem langsung. Eh..bodoh betul aku ni. Huhu) Takpe, aku cube lagi. Lebih kurang sejam selepas tu aku pun dah nak ‘give-up’. Terasa macam nak pegi kedai and mintak tukar barang!

Mujurlah dapat call TMNET support. Si helpdesk personnel bernama Zahar memang powerz! Aku ingatkan Aztechnye modem buat gile lagi. Rupe-rupenye letak manual setting kat IP Address dan DNS..terus oorriittee. Huhu) Lega aku rasanya bile dapat ‘online’ semule. So aku mintak tolong buat sambungan melalui Router plak. Aku diberitahu kena jadikan modem sebagai ‘Bridge’. Huh..oriitee..buat jambatan! Applykan bridge tak yah nak letak pape..Oh..and DHCP ‘disable’. OOrriittee-oorriiitee. Huh )

Desk TMPoint Jual Modem Tutup Hari Sabtu

Hari ini aku baru beli sebuah modem baru sebab modem Zyxel (yang baru aku beli tak sampai 2 bulan) dah tak boleh ‘ON’ dah! Bengang betul aku. Pagi tadi aku pegi kat TMPoint kat Ampang Point. Dah lah malam semalam tak tidur - ingatkan boleh hari ni jugak dapat replacement modem. Ah, hanya mimpi sahaja. Sampai-sampai TMPoint personnel kat sana kata desk jual modem tutup hari Sabtu. Aisseeyy..melepas..

Huh..Anyway, at least dah hantar kat TMPoint suruh ‘check’ barang. Entah-entah boleh dapat replacement ateu repair murah-murah (macam RM30) orrittee aa..Lebih baik beli baru. Yang aku plak tak leh nak tunggu hari Isnin nak beli modem baru. Jadi terpakse lah aku beli modem Aztech yang murah lagi. I know, dulu aku dah kata tak nak belidah modem berjenama Aztech tapi pe nak buat? Barang terbaik brand dari German harga plak double. Aiiseeyy..terpaksalah aku beli.

W-A-N-T to Absolutely Build Your Own 'GREEN' Server at Home?

Do you want to build a server at home? Why would you want to build a server at home anyway? Is it not easier and less maintenance to have a hosting account? Oh so you’re a computer enthusiast and hard headedly W-A-N-T to absolutely build your own server at home. Then this article entitled ‘How I built a zero energy cost, zero carbon home server’ written by Damon Hart Davis over at The Register is supposed to entice you to get moving with your server building plans. If you want to build a server, the best way is to go GREEN! Mind you this ‘how-to’ article is four web page long! Get your cup of coffee ready and a few cupcakes too before going through this one. Java, Sheeba, Linux, get ready for some techno jargon!

Source: ‘How I built a zero energy cost, zero carbon home server’ written by Damon Hart Davis, The Register, theregister.co.uk

Monday, November 22, 2010

Start Building Windows Phone 7 Applications

Ironic isn’t it? I was browsing through online tech magazines and found that there was a free thousand word ‘How to build Applications for Windows Phone 7’ e-book available. Knowing me I just downloaded the thing. It’s not that I will focus on it and start building Windows Phone 7 applications tomorrow. I don’t know. Maybe someday I’ll use it. Yes that’s right. I just double checked the title of the e-book and it is definitely about Windows Phone 7 programming.

So here’s the ironic part. I downloaded this e-book thinking that this Windows Phone 7 must be a great thing just like its desktop OS counterpart but then I hopped over to the next magazine and there was an article blatantly accusing (presumably with facts) Windows Phone 7 of being the worst phone OS ever made by Microsoft. That is so funny! Get it? No wonder Microsoft is giving away free thousand page e-books about programming application for Windows Phone 7. When does Microsoft E-V-E-R give away something for free? Not that I know of.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Cloud Computing: ‘10 Applications you can move to the Cloud’ by Tech Republic

So we’ve been reading a lot about Cloud Computing this and Cloud Computing that. Well I have been reading it for months and I still can’t pinpoint what exactly Cloud Computing is. You know, I have a thousand page e-book about Cloud Computing. I’m sure it’s all very detailed to the a** about Cloud Computing but I never get around to actually focus on the book. Hey, it’s not my job anyway. So today I’ve found another reading content about Cloud Computing. It’s called ‘10 Applications you can move to the Cloud’ by Tech Republic. This article is interesting to me because maybe Autodesk would want to move 3ds Max to the cloud in a few years. Thankfully I did not find 3D applications as one of the applications in the article. Right, keep everything in the Cloud and stop selling software at retails. The horror!

Source: ‘10 applications you can move to the cloud’, Tech Republic, techrepublic.com

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Online Dating Agency English to Russian Translations Part 3

Are you a head turner? = Вы сногсшибательны ?, Are you flooded with dates every weekend? = Вы ходите на свидания каждые выходные?, Yes, life is hard = Да, жизнь тяжелая, No, I wish it were true = Нет, к сожалению это не верно, You attract opposite sex like sugar attracts flies? = Вы привлекаете противоположный пол, как муха привлекает сахар?, Frankly , yes = Откровенно, да, Frankly, no = Откровенно, нет, Have you been rejected in the past 2 weeks = Были ли у вас отклонения за прошлые 2 недели, No, never = Нет, никогда, Unfortunately, I have = К сожалению, я имею, Pro Provocateur = Про Провокатор.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Free and Cheap—Web Space Options for the Thrifty At Heart

There are some good deals on the internet concerning web space and hosting but you have to look to find the best deals. You should also consider how long a provider has been in business. Finding free web space on the Internet is simple. All you have to do is use a simple Web search (Google, AltaVista or Yahoo) and the results should bring back options for free web space. There are many individuals and businesses looking for a place to put their website without having to pay for the service. These free services can provide anywhere from 5MB to 100Mb of online web space for hosting your web site.

Here are some free web hosting sites that I found in recent months:
1. http://www.limedomains.com
2. http://7host.com/
To search on your own you may want to try this site: http://www.freewebspace.net

Free sites also come with some cool stuff, such as counters, guest books, virtual domain names, tracking logs, blogs, copy and past scripts that are usually Java code scripts and more. These additions are good for people that have little or no knowledge into building a web site. A free service provides benefits to all people and may sound like a good idea but the goal is to do your research to see if the deals are viable or not. Free services can also bring other unwanted things that you have to deal with when you sign up for the service. Usually, you have to submit to advertising and surveys by filling out a form before you can get your free service. Be sure that you read the user agreements that come with the free services.

You can go on the cheap and don’t want advertisements running on your site, you can get a service similar to free hosting but you would have to pay a small fee to keep your web page ad-free. Some of these providers will offer you a service for $2.95 a month with 100MB of web space if that’s all that you need, and you can always upgrade your packages. There's a lot of competition for your Web site hosting dollars, and you can find some pretty good deals if you look hard enough.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

‘Ghost in the Machine’ Experience Last Night

I had a freaking ‘Ghost in the Machine’ experience last night. My DVD tray opened on its own after I switched off the room lights and went to bed. While on my bed I heard a ‘sshhkkuunk’ sound. You know the sound of the DVD tray opening. It did not bother me much at all (it’s an almost ten year old system – who knows what’s goes bonkers in old pc systems right?). I know there is a female ghost presence in my room anyway (this from another dream here). Huh :-) This morning after I switched on my pc and turned on some music and slideshows I realized the DVD tray was open again. Have any logical explanations for this Mulder? G-H-O-S-T I-N T-H-E M-A-C-H-I-N-E!

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Can the Common Person Afford to Buy Gold?

What’s stopping you from joining the Gold Rush? First of all, gold costs a lot of money. It’s not the same as buying a pack of peanuts over at the shop. Well, to some ultra rich people it may seem this way but not to the common man. The average worker earns hardly enough to pay rent, utility bills and eat for the month.
How can the common person afford to buy gold coins or even gold bullion for that matter? Buying this type of gold is not common among the average person save a few die-hard enthusiasts. What the average person can do instead is open a gold savings bank account at their local bank and get into the gold rush from there even if it is just pennies on the dollar profit within a period.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Make It Easy To Buy From Your Site

Convincing your prospects to purchase from you is a hard job, but have you ever thought that you're making the process twice as difficult for both parties if your prospects are convinced but don't know how to buy from you? No matter how good you are at convincing your prospects, they won't buy if they find the process cumbersome.

First, you will want to check that people can find your order form easily and hassle-free. You can write a clear, concise paragraph to direct your prospects to your order form so that you can minimize the chances of them getting lost. You can also reduce the chances of losing prospects by putting a prominent link to your order page from every other page on your site.

Also, do you offer multiple payment options? Some people may feel comfortable paying via Paypal, some may only want to pay with their credit card and others might want to send a cheque. The more options you offer, the better your chances of covering your prospects' desired payment method. After all, it wouldn't make any sense to sell hard to a prospect only to find that they won't be able to pay you when they want to.

On the other hand, you will want to prove that you are a credible merchant. Is your order form secured using encryption technology? You would want to look into SSL for this. You can also offer a money back guarantee so that people will feel confident about buying from you. How about after sales support? Who do they contact when they have problems after purchasing?

Alternatively, you can add customer testimonials, your contact information, address, and so on to boost your prospects' confidence. Make them feel safe about buying something from you, a total stranger to them on the other end of the Internet.

As a conclusion, it would be very pitiful if you sold hard and sold well to a prospect and something goes wrong when he or she is ready to pay. Eliminate any chances of that to maximize your profits!

Friday, November 5, 2010

Online Dating Agency English to Russian Translations Part 2

banner text = Текст баннера, SOLVE THIS PUZZLE = РЕШИТЕ ЭТУ ЗАГАДКУ, WHAT IS THE MISSING SLICE? = КАКОЙ ЧАСТИ НЕ ХВАТАЕТ?, TAKE THE IQ QUIZ = ПОПРОБУЙ IQ ВИКТОРИНУ, What is the missing letter? = Какой буквы не хватает?, Take the full quiz = Попробуй полную версию викторины, Love = Любовь, Page 1 = Страница 1, Are you a Head Turner? = Вы сногсшибательны ?, You are a (guy/ gal) = Вы (парень/девушка), The 1st scientific measurement of your attractiveness! = Первое научное измерение вашей привлекательности!

Online Dating Agency English to Russian Translations Part III

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Online Dating Agency English to Russian Translations Part I

Idiot Test = Глупый тест, Simply click on the square to begin = Просто нажмите на квадрат, чтобы начать, Test your brain power to get smart tips! = Проверь свой интеллект, чтобы получить умные подсказки, Circle = Круг, Square = Квадрат, Triangle = Треугольник, Press the yellow button and then the purple button to continue. = Нажмите на желтую кнопку, а потом на фиолетовую, чтобы продолжит, Press the rectangle to continue = Нажмите на прямоугольник, чтобы продолжить, Press the red button twice, then the purple button = Нажмите на красную кнопку дважды, потом на фиолетовую, Press the largest green circle = Нажмите на самый большой зеленый круг, Press the smallest red buttonGet smart tips in 30 secs = Получи умные подсказки через 30 секунд, Limited offer! Act Quick. = Ограниченное предложение! Действуйте быстро. = Нажмите на самую маленькую красную кнопку,

Online Dating Agency English to Russian Translations Part II
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